I know, I know.  I suck at this blog thing.  Consistency is...inconsistent.  I have good intentions though and I do have many things to post...it's mostly the lazy in me that prevents my completion of them.  At any rate, I'm here today!  Aren't you so lucky!?...

They're here!  A bull calf and heifer calf!  What's so special, you say?  Well, my bovid buddies, they are the first foundation stock calves born as my trademark dairy breed!  They are the DeJe Wu's!!!  Yes, just like Deja VU but different. Let me break it down Barney...

....too much?

Okay! Okay!...if it makes you feel any better those aren't reindeer legs...they are deer legs.  And before you get all PETA crazy on me....stuff it and read on.

Attention game wardens reading this (ahem...DAD)-I did not poach these deer...merely using the...

If you were to gaze upon a new unicorn foaling you would find little difference between it and newborn foals of the unhorned. Both wobbly, leggy, eager for maternal bonding; they look identical.  

The foaling drop is not just a singular event but a Fatuusian w...

There is a sharp note to the air: one that begs the companionship of apples, pumpkins and the sweet redolence of ripe fallen leaves.  It's this time of year that the brew bug breaks dormancy and bites down hard. Maybe those fairytale witches aren't making potions in th...

So, here's the deal.  I'm a massive scatterbrain, but honestly as much as I hate it, I love it.  It's who I am and my attempts to contain it frustrate me.  A Jane-of-all-trades; master-of-maybe-I've-mastered-a-few.  
The blog is a whimsy for me, a refere...