I know, I know. I suck at this blog thing. Consistency is...inconsistent. I have good intentions though and I do have many things to...

They're here! A bull calf and heifer calf! What's so special, you say? Well, my bovid buddies, they are the first foundation stock...

....too much? Okay! Okay!...if it makes you feel any better those aren't reindeer legs...they are deer legs. And before you get all PETA...

If you were to gaze upon a new unicorn foaling you would find little difference between it and newborn foals of the unhorned. Both...

There is a sharp note to the air: one that begs the companionship of apples, pumpkins and the sweet redolence of ripe fallen leaves. ...

So, here's the deal. I'm a massive scatterbrain, but honestly as much as I hate it, I love it. It's who I am and my attempts to contain...